this. is. not. cute.

um. I am really going to have some serious nightmares from this creepy little thing. I saw this on dlisted today, and I’m scared. Hold me. It is a cross between a mouse and a chick. That is some inter-species banging that just should not go down. I dont know what baby-mama and baby-daddy were sipping on the night this lil dude was made, but I might want some next time I go to Jumbo’s.

The poor little guy looks like he is trying to crawl out of his own skin. And he also might be the Craigslist Killer.