Crush Object: The One, The Only A.I.

Heard a rumor that the Clippers are talking about getting Allen Iverson… LA WILL BE THE GREATEST CITY ON THE PLANET EARTH IF THIS HAPPENS! Oh. Sorry. Did I yell that? But, COME ON?!?! Pau Gasol, Sasha AND Allen Iverson ALL in Los Angeles? It might be a sign of the Apocalypse, but I sure will die happy. I know he’s shorter than me, but as I told my friend earlier today, neck tattoos trump height. There ya have it. I have spoken.

Here is the classic video of AI saying “practice” a million times in a row: