Crush Object: Jakob Dylan

STATS: He’s the son of Bob Dylan. He’s a babe. He sings.

Yeah, he has new solo stuff out, which is ok, but none of it shows his glorious face and eyes. So, I went old-school. One of his new videos looked like he was lost in Bakersfield. The other one was a cartoon, kinda. Pass. I don’t care about the music… I just care about his face. Take off the mid-90s suit and that hat, throw some black rimmed glasses on him, grow out a little stubble and put him in a soft plain white tee and he is my perfect man.