Crush Objects: Sherilyn Fenn in “Two Moon Junction”

The best thing about movies from the 80s is that everything was so jacked up. It was like, for 10 years, movies just decided to ignore subtlety and have their characters act like they were on the bow of a battleship while F-15 fighter jets screamed by and fireworks went off in the shape of an American flag.

This movie had such a fucked up message. Basically the rich hot chick HAS to have wild, crazy carnie sex with the dude who runs the rocket ride before she gets married, otherwise she won’t really be able to commit to her husband. Threesomes, motorcycle sex and a prolonged sequence shown in the trailer that looks like somebody shot a porno during a Heart video.

Truly spectacular. This movie is probably why guys still rock that hairstyle. I’ve actually met that dude before. He seemed creeped out.