EMPD “So Wat Cha Ya Saying”

Get your Friday sorted out like shoes and socks.

The Game “Hard Liquor”

On next year’s to do list: Switch from drinking like it’s a job to drinking like it’s a vacation.

“I want to see you wiggle your ass cheeks”

Beastie Boys “No Sleep Til Brooklyn”

Is it normal that as you age you replace your buddies with a cute girl you can chill on the couch with?

I mean, you can’t exactly cruise down the street with you girlfriend while this song is pumping.  Unless you happen to be the gay character in a Sex In The City movie.

Avail “Model”

Because the sound quality in this video is so bad, I’m just going to lie about it.

This video was filmed when Avail heard that Russia was attacking Alaska and they set up their equipment and played them louder and harder than they ever played them before…turning back the crack Russian commandos (unseen in the blackness to the left of the frame) and saving us for 8 years of President Bush.

To this day they regret their choice to get all Red Dawn up there.

Crush Objects: Gena Olivier

“Let me get this straight–you want me to film you in that fur lined parka as you beat on these rocks with those hammers you just happen to have?”

I’m pretty sure this is how Arnold got pregnant in that movie Junior.

Sold. For life.

Midnight Movies “Patient Eye”

I think I’ve already gushed about these guys like a little spring stream.

Forgive me.

Now I’m going to find the video of the girl beating on two rocks with ball peen hammers.

At which point you’ll realize what a thin line it it is between fan and fawn.

Irony

I wish I could spend 8 hours in a rowboat out in the middle of a lake with the director of this music video.

I  guarantee you that by the time we rowed back into shore he’d never make a generic “clever” video again.

Compassion

Are there supplements one can take?

Dedicated Covers: Buffalo Roam “Toy Soldiers (Martika)”

Egos.

Ugh.

Is there anything more taxing than dealing with them?

Bit by bit for real.

Dedicated Covers: No Doubt “Sailin’ On (Bad Brains)”

This troubles me.

It is like finding out your wife has been cheating on you with a guy who owns a cell phone store.