I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness “The Owl”

If I were 17 this is probably the only album I’d ever listen to.

Well this and Godspeed.

Not the band, but the musical.

The Hold Steady “Chips Ahoy”

You can get away with being pudgy in rock and roll as long as your lyrics are fit.

Medications “Domestic Animals”

Never underestimate the power of BASS.

Kamelot “The Haunting”

Uh WTF.  Did my membership in the Pendragon Society expire?

Why didn’t anybody tell me there was band named KAMELOT?

There needs to be more suits of armor on that stage.

Dillinger Four “A Jingle For the Product”

A ham sandwich might not be the most complex cuisine.

But sometimes it hits the spot.

Crush Objects: Megan Fox

I can’t remember the songs I wanted to post.

Tequila or Megan Fox?

I can’t decide!

P.S. I know Megan Fox isn’t the most original crush in the world, but I don’t find her attractive based on her looks, or tattoos.  I find her attractive because she’s engaged to  Brian Austin Greene and refuses to leave him.  That is totally rad.  Keep living in your love snowglobe!

Buried Inside “Time as Imperialism”

It would have been cool seeing how this song was recorded.

Do you think they went to the ocean and mic’d a tidal wave or just had a 500 foot wave come into the studio to drop at the 2:33 mark?

Was the god Poseidon the  engineer on this fucking record or what?

Isis “Holy Tears”

Dear lord.

This video looks and sounds like what would happen if somebody welded rocket engines to a steamroller and fired it at the mall.

“If you get too close to my body…”

Cee-Lo and Goodie Mob just doused it in gasoline and tossed a zippo on it.

The Black Halos “Sell-Out Love”

Keep it sweaty.

Dive bars and classic cars.

Torn jeans and a girl on you like a tight t-shirt.